Christmas laughs…
Just thought I’d share a couple of jokes I know about Santa and Christmas…
What do you call people who are scared of Santa?
Claustrophobic!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day
Y!
Who is red and white and gives good fish presents for Christmas?
Sandy Paws






December 17th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
How about…
Dad, can I have a puppy for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like the rest of us!
December 17th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Another one…
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
December 17th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
A very Merry Christmas!
Thanks for sharing your jokes, David, Jill & Jackie!
December 18th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want to – he can’t hear you anyway!
Why is Blitzen always wet?
Because he’s a rain deer!
December 19th, 2009 at 8:05 am
knock knocw
whos there
mary?
mary who
mary christmas
December 24th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Thanks for the knock knock joke Mikayla!