Christmas laughs…
Just thought I’d share a couple of jokes I know about Santa and Christmas…
What do you call people who are scared of Santa?
Claustrophobic!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day
Y!
Who is red and white and gives good fish presents for Christmas?
Sandy Paws 
How about…
Dad, can I have a puppy for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like the rest of us!
Comment by Jackie - 17 December , 2009 6:44 pm
Another one…
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Comment by JIllB - 17 December , 2009 8:03 pm
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
A very Merry Christmas!
Thanks for sharing your jokes, David, Jill & Jackie!
Comment by Santa's Elf - 17 December , 2009 11:07 pm
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want to - he can’t hear you anyway!
Why is Blitzen always wet?
Because he’s a rain deer!
Comment by Emily - 18 December , 2009 4:09 pm
knock knocw
whos there
mary?
mary who
mary christmas
Comment by mikayla - 19 December , 2009 8:05 am
Thanks for the knock knock joke Mikayla!
Comment by Santa's Elf - 24 December , 2009 11:30 am