Christmas laughs…

Posted by Davidfg - December 17th, 2009

Just thought I’d share a couple of jokes I know about Santa and Christmas…

 

What do you call people who are scared of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

What comes at the end of Christmas Day

Y!

Who is red and white and gives good fish presents for Christmas?

Sandy Paws :)

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6 Responses to “Christmas laughs…”

  1. Jackie

    How about…

    Dad, can I have a puppy for Christmas?

    No, you can have turkey like the rest of us!

  2. JIllB

    Another one…

    What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?

    You get tinsel-itus!

  3. Santa's Elf

    Knock knock

    Who’s there?

    Avery

    Avery who?

    A very Merry Christmas!

    Thanks for sharing your jokes, David, Jill & Jackie!

  4. Emily

    What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?

    Anything you want to – he can’t hear you anyway!

    Why is Blitzen always wet?

    Because he’s a rain deer!

  5. mikayla

    knock knocw

    whos there

    mary?

    mary who

    mary christmas

  6. Santa's Elf

    Thanks for the knock knock joke Mikayla!

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