Just thought I’d share a couple of jokes I know about Santa and Christmas…
What do you call people who are scared of Santa?
Claustrophobic!
What comes at the end of Christmas Day
Y!
Who is red and white and gives good fish presents for Christmas?
Sandy Paws 🙂
How about…
Dad, can I have a puppy for Christmas?
No, you can have turkey like the rest of us!
Another one…
What happens if you eat the Christmas decorations?
You get tinsel-itus!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avery
Avery who?
A very Merry Christmas!
Thanks for sharing your jokes, David, Jill & Jackie!
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want to – he can’t hear you anyway!
Why is Blitzen always wet?
Because he’s a rain deer!
knock knocw
whos there
mary?
mary who
mary christmas
Thanks for the knock knock joke Mikayla!
Those are cute and funny jokes. I am going to use them with my family this year. Thanks for sharing. I think my family will get some cute laughs.
Love to hear people are sharing humour and getting laughs, whether at Christmas or any time.
What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa Claus walking backwards!
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window?
Looks like “rain”, “Dear”!
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What does Santa put on his toast?
“Jingle Jam”
Hohohohoho, they’re funny – and new to me so thanks Clauzetta!
I don’t really get the one about sandy paws. I mean, I know it’s supposed to be like a dog or a cat or something. But why are they giving fish presents?
Sandy Paws is a play on ‘Santy Claus’ with a beach (ie water for fish) theme.